Cue sad violins, please.

No amount of tears will subdue my pain today. I was told it would happen, eventually. It is just that I have spent the majority of my life convinced that not only was I perpetually holding at an age of 30, but I would always Read More …

“Today’s” Rant

I have something to confess. I watch the Today Show. Maybe it is because the Wife is downstairs first. Maybe because that is the channel we had the TV on before going to bed. Either way, we are a Today household. Don’t judge me. I’m Read More …

A word from (NOT) St. Pat

Another one has come and gone, and I’m sure many are feeling the effects. St. Patrick’s Day, the one time every year where people actually claim to be something they are not. At least partially. “Dude, your name is Phil Armstead. You’re about as Irish Read More …

Adulthood. Ugh.

Is it here yet? Have I finally arrived? Shouldn’t it be better than this? I’m going to tell you a secret. I’m over the age of 40. Don’t tell anyone, though. I’d like to think that I hide it well with my hipster shaggy haircut Read More …